I gotta stop gambling. This past month I have lost a total of $130 from gambling on college football, pro football, betting at the horse track, and the good old lottery ( Read more... )

So last night I went over Steve's house and if you goto to Steve's house past 10pm do not sit in his leather couches ( Read more... )

Today on my way to work I saw a sign that they are opening up a Krispy Kreme Donuts down the street from my work. Maybe now I can taste what a just made donut tastes like.

Have you ever bruised the tip of your thumb? It hurts. I wish I knew how I did it.

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Today I saw the sun for the first time in a week.

Two dead in chopper collision in TorranceTORRANCE, Calif. (AP) -- Two helicopters collided in mid-air over the municipal airport Thursday afternoon, killing two people and injuring a third, police said ( Read more... )

Hairy Potter and rednecks finally find something in common....


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Ideas for costume:

Mexican wrestler (lost the auction on ebay)
Pirate (its been done)
Priest (not worth the money)

Hunter (cheap, easy and warm)

I think we have a winner especially since all I gotta wear is some jeans, my lumberjack jacket and my "Friends of NRA" camo hat.

STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRIKE!

and not the supermaket kind ;)

First strike in bowling ever! I still got last tho.

As I drove by Ralphs tonight at 11pm, the strikers were playing football. Now really, if you can play football, do you really need medical insurance?

I should update more often but eh, what for.

I bought a bumper sticker today:


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