"Sexy, Dark and Artsy, the Goth Girl definitely catches your eye. And who can blame you, with her black eyeshadow, black clothes, and black expression? The Goth Girl tempts with the promise of sinful satisfaction."
Yeah, but once she takes her makeup off, she's just your typical Hag Next Door.
Oh, and she's a virgin anyway. Such dark passion is wasted on sex, what with all the sadness in the world to bitch about over coffee and cigarettes.
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I think your shoud totally be The Mistress
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Yeah, but once she takes her makeup off, she's just your typical Hag Next Door.
Oh, and she's a virgin anyway. Such dark passion is wasted on sex, what with all the sadness in the world to bitch about over coffee and cigarettes.
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I bet if Jason did this he would get The Favorite Friend.
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