Some Easy Rules We Should All Try to Live By.

Nov 24, 2004 23:13


[Paris Hilton's] INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO BE AN HEIRESS:

1 BE BORN INTO THE RIGHT FAMILY. Choose your chromosomes wisely. This may seem like ludicrous advice, but actually it isn't. If an heiress is in control of everything, why shouldn't she be in control of who she's born to? You know how everyone always says there are no accidents? Well, I believe ( Read more... )

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ja_wired November 25 2004, 08:44:03 UTC
LOL

I love this. At least she tells it straight.

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