Be very afraid...

[ericrowe]

I've learned to play The Masochism Tango. I won't be recording it, but be warned - the next audience I play for will be hearing it...

Mwahahah...

Comments

[taschoene]

I'm only worried if you try to act it out...

[ericrowe]

If you don't ask, I won't tell.

(... and if you're not standing nearby when someone else asks, you won't hear me tell them...    ;)

[nixieq]

you can raise welts
like noooobody else...

heeheehee

[cyntergomes]

EXCELLENT!!!

[_blackjack_]

"At your command,
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand....eeugh!"

[righteousfist]

"Let our love be a flame not an ember...
Say it's me that you want to dis-mem-ber..."

ROCK ON!

[splifford]

your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
that's why i'm in such exquisite ahh-gony.

(you know, my father wooed my mother with "The Old Dope Peddler" in high school.)