So anyone who know York is probably familiar with the labyrinthian wonder that is Barnitts on Colliergate. Rumours have been circulated that people go in and are never seen again, but now I have my own proof of a trans-dimensional rift running through the kitchen department. Having gone with Daniel to buy a metal ruler from the hardware department ( Read more... )

"Allright Daniel, apart from narative driven breaking of the prime directive, I promise I won't talk to my lemsip."

"Then the squirrels made me their god. I am a squirrely god, I am, really."

Also from David while watching the weather report:

" OOOH Filey!"

So me, David, Daniel, Hardcastle, Scarf, Emma, Beavers,Taylor, Shop Dan and Camo are all stuck in Camo's flat (I can't remember why, some kind of armageddon scenario I suppose). Anyway someone discovers that we have no food and we're all going to starve, unless we do something dramatic, so then David and Camo go out to get some food, and then David ( Read more... )

so aftre running around what seems like every department and office in the university to try and get somebody to accept that I ( Read more... )

"Laurel isn't made of Carlsberg, she is not fermented to perfection ( Read more... )

[OUr new recently installed land line phone rings. I pick up ( Read more... )

"No, because then I'd have the American Embassy's X files, and they'd GUN ME DOWN!"

"My stools are regular and modest thank you."

and my personal favourite

"I wish Laurel was Ray Mears."

More updates on this fountain of wisdom next month!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)ModerateLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ModerateLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) ( Read more... )

(before gordon ramseys 'the f word' on channel four.)

"This programme may contain force feeding of geese, which some viewers may find disturbing."