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this is going to be short, and obvious...
1. i proposed to you in a steak and shake.
2. our mothers are sisters, which makes us cousins.
3. i wish i hung out with you more before it became irrelevant.
4. i wanted to kill you during hockey playoffs, no offense meant.
5. two words, baby factory.
now here's a little quiz for ya
If I were a month I would be: September
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 2:30 a.m.
If I were a planet I would be: mars, for the candy bars... get it?
If I were a sea animal I would be: sea horse
If I were a direction I would be: north north east
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: an oak futon
If I were a historical figure I would be: one of the ones whose life didn't end with them getting shot or overdosing
If I were a liquid I would be: mercury
If I were a stone, I would be: sour! (i hate those guys)
If I were a tree, I would be: my badass maple tree *RIP*
If I were a bird, I would be: penguin
If I were a tool, I would be: i am a tool, duh.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a beautiful tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: partially cloudy with a 40% chance of rain
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a centaur, but i'd have a horse head and man legs
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a harmonica!
If I were an animal, I would be: 3-legged mexican dog
If I were a color, I would be: black, like my soul (hah, yeah no one else will laugh at that one)
If I were an emotion, I would be: emotioneric.com
If I were a vegetable, I would be: corn, for gross sexual reasons
If I were a sound, I would be: super hot sex noise
If I were an element, I would be: one of those ones that aren't actually on the table
If I were a car, I would be: 1992 pontiac sunbird gt, sigh...
If I were a song, I would be: NWA - "straight outta compton"
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: spike lee, ang lee, david fincher
If I were a book, I would be written by: dr. seuss
If I were a food, I would be: kolozsvari rakott kaposzta (it's hungarian baked sauerkraut)
If I were a place, I would be: smokey fort
If I were a material, I would be: corduroy
If I were a taste, I would be: morning breath
If I were a scent, I would be: camp fire
If I were a religion, I would be: the gnostic science of juan
If I were a word, I would be: reletivitalionalizing
If I were an object, I would be: a spork
If I were a body part I would be: left index finger
If I were a facial expression I would be: utter boredom
If I were a subject in school I would be: history of being badass 315
If I were a shape I would be a: (n) obtuse triangle
If I were a number I would be: 35