LJ CUT WILL OWN YOU
its cool just a survey.
1. hair color - I've always liked brunettes.
2. eye color - green or brown.
3. height - Taller then six feet.
4. six pack? - No, because that means he is just too good looking for me. Definition is fine, but all out six pack- NO.
5. shaggy/short hair - Ok I like hair that doesn't have to be kept. I mean short short hair is always easy, and guys with long hair that just let it do what it wants is good too.
6. glasses? - Glasses get in the way of kissing. I don't wear mine, and I need them, he shouldn't wear his regaurdless of how blind he is.
7. piercings? - yeah I could go for that.
8. chest hair? - I think its cute, but definately not necessesary.
9. buff or skinny - That's a stupid question. Like I said before at the six pack question, I'm totally intimitated of guys with really hot bodies... I think to myself, 'Why would this fucker ever want to be with me.' And as far as skinny guys go- I don't want them skinnier then me, but if I guy is considered 'skinny' then he is definately skinnier then me. So in conclusion, that is a stupid question. I want a guy who is comfortable with his body. END OF DISCUSSION
10. straight teeth, gap, or braces - Straight teeth. Weird teeth are gross.
11. punk/jock/emo/sXe/goth? - Um... not goth because I don't trust anyone who wears more eyeliner then I do.
12. funny or serious - funny.
13. party or stay at home - STAY AT HOME. I fucking hate guys who party all the time. Trust me girls.
14. should he cook or bake? - Oh man. I guy who bakes would be the perfect man indeed. Imagine, you're wicked pre-menstral and he's waiting there with brownies he baked especially for you. I'd marry that man.
15. should he have a best friend? - NO I WANT HIM TO BE MINE ALL MINE- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS QUESTION!!!! NO I WANT HIM TO SIT AT HOME AND CRY ALL THE TIME. THIS IS A STUPID SURVEY.
16. should he have a lot of girl friends? - HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY FRIENDS WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH HIM!
17. outgoing or shy - Shy is toooooootally sexier, and more of a challenge.
18. sarcastic or sincere - Sarcastic. I've actually had a boyfriend who used to tell me all the time that I was beautiful, perfect, wonderful, blah blah blah, gag me with a fucking spoon kthanxbye. It all sounded to weird and forced. I like guys who will make fun of me.
19. would he watch chick flicks? - YEAH, and I'd make him like it too.
20. would he be a smoker? - Men that smoke are hot.
21. would he drink? - YES, and how.
22. would he swear? - who doesn't?
23. would he pay for dates? - At the beginning he would, because let's be honest her ladies... they all do, but when it wasn't a 'new romance' anymore I'd pay sometimes, and sometimes he'd pay.
24. does he kiss on the first date? - It's not a date without kissing.
25. where would you go to dinner? - An old fifties diner like place at two in the morning. We'd order burgers, fries, and a milkshake... with one straw! (Sigh...)
26. would he bring you flowers? - If he did then I would expect he picked them out of my neighbor's garden.
27. would he lay under the stars with you? - I think he'd lay with me anywhere... stars are optional.
28. would he write poetry about you? - If he did I wouldn't ever want to read it or know about it.
29. would he call you hunny, sweetie, or baby? - YES! (and on a completely differnt note- its honey, not hunny- fuck this stupid survey)
30. would he hang out with you and YOUR friends? - He'd have to because he has no friends of his own.
31. would you hang out with him and HIS friends? - HE HAS NO FRIENDS REMEMBER?
32. would he play sports? - oh of course.
33. would he skateboard? - sk8er boi 4 liphe!
34. would he snowboard? - Naw, I fucking hate snowboarders. If he was in fact the perfect man he would be a ski jumper because that sport is sick.
35. would he play guitar? - No. I'm sick of guys who play the guitar. They always play it on the phone, and it pisses me off.
36. play piano? - Nope, sick of those guys too.
37. play drums? - He could play my bongos... (this survey has just reached a new low when I am referring to my breasts as musical instruments... HURRAY!)
38. would he clean his room? - I don't care... but maybe his mom would- so yes, he would clean his room.
39. would he paint, draw, sculpt? - Hmm sculpting aye... That reminds me of the Lynol Richie song, 'Hello' withthe blind girl that scultps his bust and it looks nothing like him.
41. would he sing for you? - Yes, but it wouldn't be very good. It would be just really cute and sweet.
42. use the word dude? - I hope so.
43. use the word tight? - 'My pants are too tight.'
44. what kind of car would he drive - Something only middle aged yuppies can afford like a really old BMW convertable.
45. would he put his arm around you and hold your hand? - Sure, but not at the same time because that would look funny.
46. would he dance? - I've come to the realization that some men don't like dancing. I wouldn't want to do something I don't like (ie giving head), but we all do these things when we're drunk. OK NEXT QUESTION-
47. how often would you see him? - enough
48. would you want him to get you jewelery? - Yes.
49. stay up and talk all night long? - No, not on the phone, but in the kitchen with fried eggs and toast- definately.
50. say i love you? - yes. because its nice to hear that.
I'm sooo bored.