For you, meat. Men out there!
Two weeks ago we ran out of Price Right ketchup, and Lizzies asked for a new bottle, but my mom said "Not until we finish these ketchup packets I stole from work." So this morning she handed me some ketchup packets. Normally I'm okay with brown ketchup as long as it tastes good, but this tasted like old man river's maple syrup so I said "Can we buy new ketchup pleaseeee?" And of course she yells "YOU CAN'T EAT KETCHUP THAT IS NOT FILET MIGNON?? YOU THINK MONEY COMES OUT OF MY BUTT?" I've actually seen it happen "SHE WON'T HAVE ANYTHING BUT THE BEST." It's true, I'm a vivacious eater of delicacies "EAT THE FUCKEN KETCHUP." So I stopped talking and ate my hairy hot dog.
Ceviche and a yumburger...I can cook it for you! I have stolen almost every issue of Bon Appetit from school.
Thats deegs and then zach added the what-the-bumboclot ness to it.
guys we might not have school tomrrow!!!!
okay have a nice day everyone!!!