New rap about going on a date with Batman: My Dark Night

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I got the job at C.H. Robinson! I haven't technically accepted it yet, but unless I find out that it was built on an ancient, cursed native American burial ground or some shit I'm going to take it.

Edit: The job is essentially shipping brokerage. I find companies and say "hey pay me $500 and I'll find someone to ship your product," then I call up ( Read more... )

Schrodinger's Rapist: A Guy's Guide to Approaching Strange Women Without Being Maced"

I have a nice navy pinstripe suit with burgundy belt and shoes to match.

I am now the owner of a 2006 Ford Focus with but 12,500 miles on it.

On Friday I have my third interview, this time in person, with a world-wide shipping logistics company (C.H. Robinson).

Could I finally be getting my shit together?

Interesting read: http://hugoschwyzer.net/2009/05/04/of-never-feeling-hot-the-missing-narrative-of-desire-in-the-lives-of-straight-men/

I applied for a job at Clark University in admissions last night. I woke up with ( this in my inbox. )

Job search update: Didn't get the job at Wheaton. Applied to be the Asst. Director of Admission at Southern Vermont College (Bennington, VT).

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im in ur base nailin ur phone interviews

(540): i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
(804): a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
(804): That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.