attn bar attendents: if the waitress is nice to you its because she wants your money not your dick.

why is my family crazy. why do people wake up at 9 in the morning to mow the lawn and ask me to move my car. why is the sun so bright. i could have sworn it had to be at least 11 for this much stuff to be happening at my house. no its 9. and its soooo hot. wah. im going to go cry now from lack of sleep.

look at my new shirt ( Read more... )

the secretary is my new favorite movie.

I wish i didnt read so slow so i could finish harry potter. i also wish i didnt have add (i know everyone says that they have add) but i have to take little breaks between each chapter or i start reading the words and thinking of other things then i have to re read a page that instead of comprehending what was written i was thinking about why my ( Read more... )

I work with idiots. ALL OF THEM. soooooooooooo dumbbbbbbbbb.

The past two days have been like a little leak in my heart and now its almost empty.

dramatic i know, but i just feel so drained. I guess this is the low that makes the really good things seem that much better.

I miss my jobs (kind of), but i miss my doggie way more.

so the ac is out at my house. its like trying to sleep in hell.

there is a ghost living in winters room upstairs. ITS SO CREEPY UP THERE! she was recording this song on a little tape player to listen to, and now when you play it back there is this low mans voice harmonizing with her. so i think she named him mortimer, possibly taken from that guy in the sims house but im not sure. Im going to start talking ( Read more... )

so it turns out eating 3 desserts as your meal is NOT a good idea. unless your really into binging and purging. I feel so gross right now. never again. never ever again. someone please define moderation for me.