just heard the best quote off the news

"someone has stolen the baby jesus off the lawn."

"still not knowing who stole the original baby jesus, they hope to have it back in time for christmas."

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I've consumed alcohol: Ha ha! Yeah ( Read more... )

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So, my mom picked me up early today from school.

We had to put my dog down.

My other dog just died a few months ago, not even.

Now I have a dog that I don't even love.

heard this from max and decided to steal it and put it up here cause its funny:

picks up an egg : "this is your brain." fries it "this is your brain on drugs. im an alocholic."

"man i been high and drunk, but aint never thought a fucking egg was a brain..."

" Here's something for you: NON-SMOKERS DIE EVERYDAY!"

♥
ERIN

Hey there all. There's not a lot going on at my hosue tonight. Jame is working, but I spent the night with him last night and I think that might be all that I get to see of him this weekend. Cross your fingers and hope that's not true ( Read more... )

Danny and Melinda off the REAL WORLD AUSTIN are ENGAGED!!!!!

I am so excited!

♥
ERIN

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So I had a fun day. I mean, as fun as my school days get. After the woderful school day got over, Jame and I made the journey over to Big Boy's, where we met up with Max, Justin, and eventually Giles. It was coffee, waters, and a saucer of fries all the way 'round. They discussed everything, Justin and Max lit up their cigarettes, I watched and ( Read more... )