most of my list here are girls so this is
I woke up this morning and it felt like someone had stuck a sword thru the middle of me and I was like "oh maybe this is why I snapped at todd for throwing away my frappuccino last night"
then I realized what day it was and I was sure all hell had broken loose
so I get on the internet (cause the internet can solve any problem) and I google "menstrual cramps" and I find this:
Current recommendations include not only adequate rest and sleep, but also regular exercise (especially walking). Some women find that abdominal massage, yoga, or orgasmic sexual activity help.
yeah sure guys...take the first day of this shit where opening my legs would be like opening the gates of hell and ask a dude if he could lend a hand?
some days I think god hates us all