yesterday needs to be discussed ( Read more... )

So when I went to bed this morning at 5am, my house was dirty, and there were 6 people asleep and no guests remaining

When I woke up at 10am, my house was clean, and there were 6 people still asleep...

elves?

Its going to be hilarious when my brother in law gets home from taking my sister to the airport and sees that the house has already begun the transformation into partytown

cooler of beer in the middle of the kitchen, booze in the freezer, and most importantly the watermelon in the fridge thats being soaked in vodka

I love being home alone

okay...I just have to share this because even though I have watched it about 12 times in the last 2 days, it still damn near makes me pee myself everytime

http://scrolllock.ytmnd.com/

make sure your sound is on

so I've been watching the mavericks games with my brother in law lately ( Read more... )

I just spent $125.46 on 2 INXS tickets

somebody slap my hand, please

I got a 5 dollar personal tip and I totally kept it instead of putting it in the tip jar like we're supposed to

in yo face starbucks!

dont you hate it when everyone you like is married?

If you dont have anything to do tonight around 10 and you like shitty bars and seeing me drunk and singing, dancing, etc. then I suggest you get ahold of me!

the DJs at the bar you frequent knowing your name and hugging you/kissing your hand

*cue the cheers theme song*

p.s. I danced with a stranger...I still dont know how I feel about this...