Please explain to me the connection between black oil and mouthwash-colored Gatorade

[erinkayehashet]

You know, I realized that if I referred to my sister as SummerSister, it would sound like Judy Blume, with all the dry-humping and feeling the power and all.

So instead I'll just call her Kitty, the nickname I've called her since she was little.

I was going through old IM conversations I saved, and once when I was in college, I came home to find a

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[outforawalk]

Hee. I taught history and confused the hell out of my students by saying that I wasn't sure about aliens, but UFOs are a fact. There are things flying through the sky all the time and I don't have a clue what they are. Long live the insane history teachers!

[erinkayehashet]

Well, at least that makes sense. I hate the question, "Do you believe in UFOs?" because of course UFOs exist- there are always flying objects that are unidentified. What people really mean by that is, "Do you believe in aliens?"

With this guy, I have no idea what he was thinking. How do you get to the black oil virus from Gatorade? My sister said she was probably more confused than anyone else, because no one else knew what he was talking about but they probably thought it would make sense if they did. She did know what he was talking about and knew it didn't make sense.

[outforawalk]

Perhaps he was confused, because the clones were grown in that bright green liquid?