gndjrownsnsnorf! it's snowing! We live in a frozen tundra!

So, it's this show about a woman born without legs. Anyway, she gets around on a skateboard using her arms to push and by some miracle of science she had a baby.

Why is this the funniest thing I've ever watched?!

Before getting married her husband told her" haha you can't get cold feet because you don't have any!!" hahaha great guy.

I've established the perfect way to explain Chad- when he saw Ryan had lint (not lent, thanks Kerry!) rollers he said, "Oh man, you have lint rollers! I might have to use them!" Perfect.

I wish I had friends here who would just want to play board games. I feel a good night of board gaming is needed here. Wow, I just updated twice in like ten minutes. Being awkward is so fucking boring. Ugh. WHAT DO I DO?! ahhhhhhhh!

It seems that everyday at some point I say, "I feel like I'm dying," and it's one-hundred percent true. I've never felt sicker, more tired, or in physical pain than I have now that I'm in college. It is true that I'm a over dramatic, but I've honestly never felt so close to the brink of death so many times before in my life. I've also never dealt ( Read more... )

I'm now a Guinea Pig enthusiast. What a wonderful life. This dorm room is the most illegal room imaginable and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Imagine an old man having sex with a retarded girl. Eww.

So, this morning my friend Phil was awoken at 8 am by a maintenance guy. The guy took Phil to the bathroom and said simply, "have you seen this?" referring to my friend Sam passed out naked, covered in his own vomit in a stall with his feet sticking out the bottom. Phil got Sam out of the stall and into the shower, where he began sobbing. Phil now ( Read more... )

Haha remember when Brian, Ryan, and Sam kissed? I do! This gets me so hot. Ooooh!

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So, I have an ear infection. I really think I might be 6 years old. Honestly, who has an ear infection after age 6? It's the weirdest feeling in the world! I woke up yesterday without the ability to hear out of my left ear. I was so scared. I went to the doctor and got ear drops, yay ( Read more... )