Matt's two favorite holidays are my two least favorite. How's that for compatiblity? The fact that these same two holidays are my least favorite is a testament to my lameness, which as everyone knows, reaches near professional levels: New Year's and Halloween. Don't stone me. I just hate New Year's. It's never as awesome for me as it is for ( Read more... )

Gah, I know it's retarded to get so excited over something so little and insignificant, but I love Yahoo Messenger. Lauren and I have been playing with it at work. I say "playing" because that's really what we're doing. It's so fun. I realize it's enormously dorky, but I can't help it. Check out my avatar.

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I love movies. Lauren, speaking of movies, I sent back the one you sealed at my house.

The Times of Harvey MilkEveryone I know should see this documentary. I feel like everyone I know would love it, anyway. I had never heard of this man until a few weeks ago, but others may have heard of him, as he was a famously popular, openly-gay, member of the ( Read more... )

A. A yellowish or whitish glow over a snowfield.

Interesting fact: the wrinkles in one's brow are called glabellar lines.

tarnation
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of darnation, euphemism for damnation
: DAMNATION -- often used as an interjection or intensive; often used with in "tarnation strike me" -- James Joyce. "where in tarnation you ( Read more... )

I failed my final last night bigger than shit. Bigger than any exam I've ever taken. (I already ranted this verbatim to Lauren last night, so Lauren: you can skip this.) Not even if I had read every word of the book a hundred times and tape recorded his lectures would I have been able to study for that test. The questions were ridiculously hard. ( Read more... )

I'm in more pain than I've been in in a long time. I'm beginning to think that I have something other than pleurisy...but I don't fucking know. Goddamn. This hurts, like, a lot. As a matter of fact, it hurts worse than any single other thing I've ever been through over a prolonged period of time. And I forgot my medicine at home today. BRAVO ( Read more... )

I love Matt Foley. I want to buy him a hundred presents for xmas.

I get internet plugged into my apartment on Saturday. My journal entries will get more interesting, I promise.

What Is Pleurisy?Pleurisy, also called pleuritis, is an inflammation of the pleura, which is the moist, double-layered membrane that surrounds the lungs and lines the rib cage. The condition can make breathing extremely painful, and sometimes it is associated with another condition called pleural effusion where excess fluid fills the area between ( Read more... )

Lauren "let me" (more like made me) open one of my xmas presents early, and it was Law and Order SVU season 2!!!

I have a hair appointment today, and I'm getting it cut.

I have a doppelganger.

I have missed LJ, although I've had nothing to say. I miss having something to say. What am I talking about?! I have some of the boringest posts ever ( Read more... )