a public service announcement

[eris_esoteric]

Not sure if I've ever expressly said this to my friends before, but apparently it's past time I did.

If somebody calls you and you're pissed off, or busy, or pissed off about why you're busy, do me a favor and DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE, OK? If it's important, I know how to leave a message, I'm a big girl with proper home training. If it's an emergency

Comments

[motherevol]

If it’s any consolation, mama, you have been greatly in my thoughts lately. And just because I’m too lame to pick up the phone and tell you just how much you rule and I miss you, please don’t ever think twice that I don’t giving a flying fuck in a rolling donut about your awesomeness. I do. You’re loved. By me and my filthy rotten crotch. :)

[woodland_water]

In the wise words of Hurly, "Dude"
No bueno. Glad it wasn't me. And I don't think I would do that.
Sorry someone was unfortunately rude to you lovely one.
Would u smile if I typed, shuttlecock?

ps- looking at a pool gathering ( I say gathering versus party cause I am not trying to cook for 30 and clean up after that many folks )
as I am housesitting for the parents in early June :-)
That means at minimum, Pool, Drinks and Your gracious presence. We have a water volleyball net somewhere.........just bring some DDT for the fucking mosquitoes. They are well outta line with the horse pasture and irrigation.
Um, are you allergic to mint or any such weirdness? Thinking mojitos.....J and I now have a spearmint plant compliments of Jim. Weeheheeeee!
Friends, Pools, Boozemahol!

Remind to spray for ants, no need to repeat the swelling from last visit now is there?
See, you are loved and protected, well as much as we can protect you from a world keen on activating every allergy in your being. But anywho how, looking forward to some R&R