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[erised_wings]

On Tuesday, I undertook a dangerous but I considered oh-so-serious mission to challenge a foe. This enemy has been taking advantage of people for YEARS and I figured that now was as good as time as any to fight to show it who's boss.

The enemy you ask? Gravity.

I lost.I am currently bedridden, over-medicated and short of patience. If I am not on

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[kikibug13]

Stupid gravity. One of us is going to get it, one of these days...

[erised_wings]

I know right! Others will succeed where I have failed!

...or get pwned too. Either one.

[kikibug13]

Others will take up the fight, and revenge for your honourable loss! I'm certain! One day!!

... or that. At least then you'd not be alone in the suffering.

[juxtaposie]

... Nanda, your walls are green. Are you going crazy with cabin fever?

[erised_wings]

*muttered* There's someone in the walls.

[gringageek]

Oh, cruel, cruel gravity.
*hugs*
You know, sometimes it sneaks up on you, I think. One minute, you balancing just fine. Next minute, WHAM, gravity.

[amissamoon]

.... did you try to fly?

Cause... that would be a pretty funny sight. *smirks*

[erised_wings]

More like, I tried to step down where there wasn't a step.

And then I kissed the floor.

[amissamoon]

... Yeah... I've done that before. But my scenario is a little different:

*Imagine Amissa in long Pj bottoms running down the stairs with a bowl full of ice cream. Imagine Amissa tripping on the hem of PJ bottoms. Imagine Amissa missing the last three steps and flying through the air whilst the bowl of ice cream also flies through the air. Amissa lands with her palms hitting the floor to prevent further embarrassment (and injury) and blinks as the bowl of ice cream miraculously lands right-side-up on the floor in front of her... without spilling the ice cream... *

Isn't it funny how the ice cream is never hurt?