The Zoo

[erishkiegal]

Today I went to the zoo..... and everything was having sex. The ducks were hopping on each other’s backs, the sparrows were doing it in the road, the butterflies were coupling in their delicately fluttering fashion, the bats and wolves were practicing auto-fellatio, the ocelot was stalking and pawing at the wall separating him from the females, the

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[dwights]

When did they start handing out naked mole rats at the zoo???

[erishkiegal]

I don't know, but they have them now, and I have one resting proudly on the headboard of my bed.... hehe