Sarah: 5 Chris: LOSER!
It's a well established fact that I HATE CHRIS! I mean, the woman's a complete cow, stealing the True Water Rune from Sarah, who so obviously deserves it. Ok, granted, Chris is only stealing it back from her after Sarah stole it from Chris in the first place, and granted she's only doing it because Sarah's going to use it destroy the Grasslands...
But still...
Chris sucks.
Still, despite the fact that I hate Chris' guts and wish nothing more than for Sarah to smack her down and dance on her still spasming corpse, I wish to HELL that Sarah would just hurry up and DIE!
...
Ok lamantis, I apologise for the absolute blasphemy of that paragraph. Believe me I am still a devout member of The Church of Sarah Rocks and Chris Eats Slugs. Please don't kill me? (And at least if you are going to kill me I know that your internet is broken and by the time you actually get to read this I will be extremely well hidden.)
Sarah is kicking my ass at the moment. I'm at the ceremonial site and I've smacked down Yuber, I've spent countless hours walking the world map to recruit all the bloody Stars of Destiny before I got there (I won't even get into how long it took me to work out how to recruit the bath guy - I was a complete dolt and pretty much tried taking everyone along to talk to him) and I have levelled up my characters till I am blue in the face, and spent more Potch than I ever have in any Suikoden game before.
And still Sarah is kicking my ass.
It's really irritating because I KNOW that once I'm done with her I can finish the rest (though I'm presuming it gets harder - Sarah's just the current hurdle) and then I'll cry some at the ending like always, and then I'll be able to play Luc's story and it'll be awesome and I'll get to control Luc and Sarah and make them kick some Zexen ass. And I'll be able to control Albert and make him strip.
...
Or maybe not, I doubt taking off all his equipment will make him naked. If only I had had controlling interest in Konami when Suikoden 3 was getting made.
Anyway. I'm going to go try kill Sarah again. It's getting to the point when I'm cheering for Chris in this battle. That is never a good thing.
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But still...
Chris sucks.
Still, despite the fact that I hate Chris' guts and wish nothing more than for Sarah to smack her down and dance on her still spasming corpse, I wish to HELL that Sarah would just hurry up and DIE!
...
Ok lamantis, I apologise for the absolute blasphemy of that paragraph. Believe me I am still a devout member of The Church of Sarah Rocks and Chris Eats Slugs. Please don't kill me? (And at least if you are going to kill me I know that your internet is broken and by the time you actually get to read this I will be extremely well hidden.)
Sarah is kicking my ass at the moment. I'm at the ceremonial site and I've smacked down Yuber, I've spent countless hours walking the world map to recruit all the bloody Stars of Destiny before I got there (I won't even get into how long it took me to work out how to recruit the bath guy - I was a complete dolt and pretty much tried taking everyone along to talk to him) and I have levelled up my characters till I am blue in the face, and spent more Potch than I ever have in any Suikoden game before.
And still Sarah is kicking my ass.
It's really irritating because I KNOW that once I'm done with her I can finish the rest (though I'm presuming it gets harder - Sarah's just the current hurdle) and then I'll cry some at the ending like always, and then I'll be able to play Luc's story and it'll be awesome and I'll get to control Luc and Sarah and make them kick some Zexen ass. And I'll be able to control Albert and make him strip.
...
Or maybe not, I doubt taking off all his equipment will make him naked. If only I had had controlling interest in Konami when Suikoden 3 was getting made.
Anyway. I'm going to go try kill Sarah again. It's getting to the point when I'm cheering for Chris in this battle. That is never a good thing.
♥X♥