So apparently I've discovered a new equation ( Read more... )

Soundtrack of My Life

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
**4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
NO CHEATING

**I changed rule #4/5 to be "For ( Read more... )

(Nathan is straining to reach the remote to turn down the volume)

NATHAN: Use the force Luke!

ERIN: If you say that in front of me one more time, you are never going to have sex with me again.

Mamet (my cat) is now obsessed with the television. He's able to be distracted if it's not something of real interest to him, but if it's something like the AKC dog show, he's absolutely hooked.

I think it's funny.

He also likes anything with bright colors or animation.

is the day.

THE day in fact.

What day?

Wednesday.

What happens on Wednesday?

Nothing.

absolutely nothing.

Don't mind me.

I'm having a Wednesday.

I had a really long, detailed, soft porn kind of sexy dream last night. All I remember about it is this.

I'm at the airport with a guy I've known for years, but instead of his trademark super short haircut he has longer hair (emo hair). I'm talking to him, and we're making lots of eye contact (that sexy crazy fireworks kind of eye contact). Then his ( Read more... )

Not that any of you care, but here it is anyway.

My grandpa doesn't have testicular cancer. It turns out that the cancerous lump they found there isn't testicular cancer. It's lymphoma. That's right. My grandma is watching her husband undergo chemotherapy for the same disease she watched her mother die of 20 years ago.

That's life. My life.

I've been telling myself for weeks now that the reason I never update my many blogs is because there is never anything exciting going on in my life, but now that things have actually been happening (sort of), I still haven't updated anything. I'm retarded. I guess just a lot of the things going on in my head are kind of emotional and private, so I ( Read more... )

I feel like death. I pulled some muscle in the backs of my knees that makes it hard for me to straighten out my legs or walk. It makes me crabby. Sorry.

We are so having a meeting when we get back to the food court.