It's almost like e.e. cummings poetry

[ernieleaf]

Umm. This is the dumbest e-mail I've ever received from "Paypal" (and I've received a lot of dumb e-mails from it, them, her, whatever):

"And the dark side of her .If , then .Any can , but it takes a real to .Indeed, .He called her (or was it ?)."

Comments

[morganism]

I think you should let the guy who wrote today's McSweeney's thing critique that abomination.

[pamcash]

that link rules.

[ernieleaf]

Heehee, nice article. It doth please my copy editing soul.

[arachniphiliac]

I love my '2 shy to fcuk with ur short gun? 3" guaranteed' email. They're probably the same glorious person spreading joy to the people of the word. Some little brutally retarded inbred with a heart of gold, seeking to help the masses via email

[ernieleaf]

Aww, how thoughtful of him/her/it. Definitely it. But wait, are they guaranteeing a 3" long penis? While erect? Because that's not very impressive.