I speak syphilis too!

[ernieleaf]

There are signs all over Vancouver that read, "WE SPEAK ENGLISH, FRENCH AND CANCER." This is disturbing. The signs are advertising some cancer society or hospital or something. This has to be the worst advertising slogan ever, not because trilingualism is bad, but because speaking cancer, whatever that is, just isn't comforting

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[red_claws]

Maybe if you speak cancer, you open your mouth and start spewing tumours. That would be awesome.

[insomni_matt]

Dante, we need you to draw this. ASAP.

[red_claws]

So, like, a doctor covering a patient in bloody tumours?

[morganism]

I'm imagining something like in Bubba Ho-Tep where, instead of hieroglyphics flying out of his mouth, cancer cells are.

[arachniphiliac]

It would have been just as funny if he had gotten the good news first.