No time like the present, right? While I did turn down Ibiki’s offer of eternal pleasure with him at my side, I accepted the offer of a night of passion and revelry... to enjoy our coming out ( Read more... )

I just... I can’t keep lying anymore.... I’m so tired of all these un-fulfilling flings and empty attempts at carnal satisfaction... I just... I’ve lived a lie my whole life-and I’ve known it for a long time. I just... I’m not attracted to women like everyone thinks I am... sure... they have excellent artistic qualities in their figure and can ( Read more... )

A splitting headache...

Weak body...

Sensitive hearing....

That whole inability to walk a straight line....

All I needed was light sensitive eyes and I could be diagnosed with a hangover--except I haven't had one of those in at least 30 years. No good trying to fool me you underhanded Slug-Queen!!! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY TELL ME THAT THIS IS ( Read more... )

This doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. This whole mission hasn’t made a whole lot of sense but that’s besides the point. Something has to be up with Tsunade... I mean, I haven’t seen her in a really long time but... she’s no where near herself.

This past week she’s been... mopey... keeping to herself, not really gambling.... hiding behind her ( Read more... )

Today is full of strange coincidences... starting when Naruto and I stopped to have lunch in a small town just outside of Tanzaku City. We had this absolutely jaw-dropping gorgeous waitress... she was dressed up in this black and white outfit... with a little bit of frill and lace in just the right places.... and when she spoke to tell us the ( Read more... )

Well, today is full of surprises! I went up to the training area to collect the blonde punk and inform him that we are leaving. To my surprise, I had to stop him from being blown out of the forest. It did my heart good to see that he was able to master step 2 in a month... he... he really makes me proud to have him as a student; as proud as ( Read more... )

It’s been over a month since we arrived here. A MONTH! and still no leads. To put it mildly, I’m getting frustrated--very frustrated, in my searching. I still haven’t found any reliable leads to go on-in fact, I haven’t found any leads to go on. So, I think I’m gonna start going through the bars with her photo since I’m having no luck in the ( Read more... )

Three weeks after he started step 2, he asked me to stay and supervise some training when he came back with lunch. I told him no-he needed to figure this trick out on his own or he would never learn. I swear he was about to cry but then he sucked it up and said he didn’t expect a positive answer-that he only asked on a whim... Right....I’ve been ( Read more... )

It’s been a long week--a very long week with the Naruto-gaki demanding attention like I was a babysitter and we weren’t out on a mission... Naruto says he can master this waterballoon step in 3 days... I know he’s got talent but I don’t think he can do it. It took Yondaime 3 years to master this... though he didn’t have anything to work off of ( Read more... )

So, after that whole Akatsuki incident, Naruto and I hit the road again.... We talked a little during the journey-to keep the expedition lively. Naruto learned the terrible news that people will seek him as a power source for the rest of his life-but then seemed to cheer up when I told him not to worry because I was going to protect him that is- ( Read more... )