Crazy luck

[erotocism]

I have some pretty interesting luck lately. Wednesday night, I drunkenly (of course) sprained my ankle pretty badly. It's wrapped up now and I have to walk everywhere on crutches - yes, it's that bad. I have to laugh at the process in which it occured, though. Big heels + alcohol + slippery cement = bad things

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[machinery]

See, there is a time in a young woman's life where she prioritizes drinking over hot shoes. I get crunked in sneakers, nowadays. It seems safer . . . well, maybe not for my liver.