Easy Learning [1/1]
Title: Easy Learning [1/1]
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: WonKyu Siwon/Kyuhyun
Summary: Siwon is a cheesy love-sick idiot but he’s Kyuhyun’s cheesy love-sick idiot.
Notes: Kind of AU. Fluffy, features Siwon with chat-up lines but not in the conventional way and Kyuhyun being Kyuhyun. Dedicated to aleakyu
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Kyuhyun isn’t entirely sure when it began; the little bright slips of paper that appeared in the weirdest places. Probably around the time they were in Osaka. Bright yellow post-it notes that would appear inside his suitcase or on his laptop or, on one particularly memorable occasion the shower.
Always with ridiculously cheesy chat-up lines.
And each one from Choi Siwon.
He would’ve been able to recognise the small and neat handwriting anywhere and although they appeared at random times Kyuhyun wasn’t at all surprised at the erratic romantic gestures. After all he was dating a ‘Gentleman’ that believed giving daft tokens of affection was a way of constantly reminding Kyuhyun how he felt. Maybe he should have just agreed to visit London with Siwon.
However as he stepped into the hotel bathroom his lips twitched in an effort to contain the smile threatening to come out. His eyes immediately noticing the out of place yellow paper in the hotel’s bathroom. Because really what intelligent person would actually think these chat-up lines worked?
Is your middle name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.
He removed the post-it from his razor and shoved it into his pocket. It was stupid but it did put a smile on his face.
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Kyuhyun had almost forgotten about the notes until their tour in Taipei began. He found it stuck on a container with a small cake in it, right next to the harmonica he had been looking for, ten minutes before he had to be on stage.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Happy Birthday, Kyuhyun.
He could feel his face heat up slightly at the words. Honestly Siwon could’ve just given him the cake earlier. He gently folded the piece of paper and put it in a pocket on his jacket. He could feel himself frown slightly in thought as to how he should go about thanking Siwon. After all they never really brought up the post-it notes. It just didn’t come up in their conversations.
“Kyuhyun hurry up! We have to get into positions!”
Kyuhyun pushed the thought back as he rushed out of the door to follow a frantic Leeteuk out and as the concert went on, their fans screaming and cheering, he was suddenly given the perfect way to say thank you to the idiot.
He clutched the bouquet tightly, shifting uncomfortably as he ‘proposed’, smirking when he saw the shocked expression on Siwon’s face that melted into what could only be described as unabashed adoration. (And maybe, just maybe his smile was a little bit brighter and his heart was beating a little bit faster for the rest of the concert.)
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The next one didn’t come until near the last night of Singapore. It was stuck haphazardly on his pillow right next to the snoring dork.
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.
And maybe being mushy was contagious because instead of shoving Siwon of his bed, which he deserved after the idiot blew confetti in his face, he slipped in and burrowed into the arms that were waiting for him. Being mushy suddenly didn’t seem so bad.
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Do you have stars on your underwear? Because your butt is out of this world.
The chat-up line he got in Macau made a lot more sense after the concert. His face wouldn’t stop flushing every time he thought about the blatant ass-grabbing from Siwon. He was resisting the urge to just crumple the note when he saw it sticking on his pyjama bottoms but found his fingers folding it like he always did, brain on auto-pilot as it put it inside the little box he had bought to keep them in.
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Kyuhyun wasn’t expecting one in Bangkok with all the rush and jet-lag they were all suffering from but it was Siwon they were talking about. So when at the end of one the concerts he felt his hand being grabbed, he wasn’t all that surprised at the feel of paper being transferred. He shot a confused look at Siwon who merely tugged him quicker to backstage where he stood with an expectant grin on his face.
“Read it.”
Not bothering with a reply Kyuhyun looked at the yellow note in his hand and felt a blush make its way onto his face as he realised just why Siwon had pulled them into the darkest bit at the back.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
“Idiot.”
He felt himself being pulled closer as his face was tilted up by calloused hands, warm breath ghosting his lips as Siwon spoke, the amusement in his tone practically palpable.
“So do you know CPR? Because I’m feeling faint.”
Kyuhyun would have rolled his eyes and shot back a witty comment if he wasn’t so busy pulling Siwon closer to kiss him.
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You couldn’t blame him for feeling a little bit disappointed when there was no sign of a note when they got to France. Not even on the last day. Kyuhyun did not search for it. Not one bit. Okay so maybe he did try to find one. Of course just as he was about to give up looking he tripped over his backpack. As he slowly got back up he caught a glimpse of yellow on the floor. Stuck right on top of the small box that contained all of the other ones he’d been saving.
Come to the highest level of the Eiffel Tower.
A confused look went over his face at this. There was no time or date that could have told him when he was supposed to go, he was pretty sure Siwon had gone out sight-seeing with the others on the last day whilst he had still been half asleep in their bed.( A gentle kiss on his forehead and whispered words telling him to carry on sleeping.)
He might as well go check it out; they only had a few hours left before they were going to Shanghai. A taxi along with a hastily written note to Leeteuk and Kyuhyun found himself standing before the huge structure. Tourists were milling about but somehow he doubted anyone would notice a Korean singer wondering with them.
As he took the lift up (looking out of place with all the love-dovey couples standing next to him), he wondered what Siwon had planned. Maybe he wouldn’t even be there. After all if he hadn’t tripped over his bag he probably wouldn’t have noticed the note.
He probably shouldn’t expect to see Siwon here, although that didn’t stop the sudden flutter in his stomach and excitement racing along his spine as he got out of the lift. He looked around hoping to see a familiar face. Annoyance at himself grew for not noticing the note earlier when he couldn’t find Siwon. More than a little bit disappointed he walked to the nearest open balcony and leaned against it. He might as well savour the view whilst he was here.
“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
The sudden sound startled him more than the warm arms circling around his waist and he went slightly cross-eyed when a familiar yellow paper was stuck on his forehead. “It’s not even winter.” He could feel the vibration of Siwon’s chuckle as he leant against the firm chest. Soft hair brushing against his neck as Siwon rested his head there, his whispered words tickling.
“Read the post-it.”
Kyuhyun was loathe to move from his comfy position but moved to remove the piece of paper from his forehead.
I love you.
Kyuhyun chanced a glance at the handsome man beside him. The sappy idiot. His idiot.
“How much more cheesy could you get? Confessing your feelings in France.”
Siwon just laughed, his arms tightening. “Your turn.” Snorting at the expectant gaze Kyuhyun twisted around and stuck the sticky note on the idiot’s nose.
“I love you too.”
--End.
I wrote 6 pages of a different story but ended up writing this instead T.T. But I liked finding chat-up lines hehehe…
I hope you liked this aleakyu and that this was what you wanted O-O;;
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As always thank you for reading! ^__^