I dare you to anonymously post a secret in these comments. Something that you've either never told anyone, or tried to tell someone and couldn't. There's no need to reveal yourself - and I won't out you.

just remember: evil monkeys like small children to play dice with.

"Save us from the wars and armed conflicts which lay waste whole areas of the world, from the scourge of terrorism and from the many forms of violence which assail the weak and the vulnerable, save us from discouragement as we face the paths to peace, difficult paths indeed, yet possible and therefore necessary ( Read more... )

"Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."

Taken from bticookie -- found in u_make_lj_funny