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[errantoftherose]

This Journal now belongs to Private First Class Robert Rose, yes I was promoted! Now I am no longer the a plebeian swine. Upperclassmen now talk to me as if I am a person, they even told me their first names. I can "fall out" when i walk around now. I can have some sociability in my life

Comments

[starinatdasun]

i think it would be infinitely more spectacular if everyone threw his sword into the air instead.

but seriously, congrats bobby

[worldismarble]

you and your choir voice. congratulations!!

[spacemanspiffy]

Private First Class Rose, an officer does not have a five o'clock shadow.

I suggest the mach 3, from gilette.

[lucky_dan]

dude, you are so behind the times. its all about the shick quatro.

[lucky_dan]

well not really, but holy crap that onion editorial came true. four blades. what a waste of chromium.

[lucky_dan]

does the army have standard issue razors?