why shouldnt you run over a mexican on a bike? because it might be YOUR bike!!!

i am at work. the pregnant women who sits behind me is crying and three other female co workers are consouling her. why is she crying? because she is a single mom having ANOTHER kid, and it sounds like the "father" is starting to freak out. how do i know this? because shes on the friggin phone with him all the time or talking to other women about ( Read more... )

i am doing a photo shoot for a pinup/rockabilly company Saturday. i am trying to think of cool places to do this. the art center is on my list. where else? i wish i knew someone with a classic car.

i was looking through an LA Weekly yesterday. and i remember the days that i could go to a show any day of the week and not worry about how late it was because i have to go to work the next day. poop.

i was browsing through a hard rock/heavy metal forum and there was a genre called pirate metal!??! wtf?? do you have to chop of your leg at the knee, replace it with a leg from a table, poke out an eye and wear a parrott on your shoulder on stage?!?!

Poll Come or Go

last night i had a dream that i was riding/floating on a stream of ballons..over a city ...inside a mall...and that i had complete control of the ballons. i could make it rain ballons..i could shoot them at people like a gun...not in an agressive way..it would make the person laugh because ballons were bouncing off them. and people would be so ( Read more... )

WEIRD AL!!!

my trip to Hawaii didnt go as i hoped it would. but i still saw some beautiful sights. Hawaii has so much more color than California. the beach was amazing! beautiful blue water..so clear too. you can see all the life in the ocean! i am working on the photos i took and should be posting them soon. one of the best things about being on vacation...no ( Read more... )

i am in hawaii and having an ok time. windy lately. a little homesick.