Don't you get it? It's a sham.

[errmatt]

You're never going to win a damn thing! The stupid Monopoly game is just a ploy to get you to buy more food. Stop supporting McDonalds's stranglehold on your diet. It's not good for you.

Mmmm... Big Mac. Hey, I got Park Place Ave. Now I just need to buy 10 more Big Macs per day so I can get the other one and win a million dollars.

NOT.

Comments

[tmcdevitt]

Haha, you wish you had park place. It's funny how they give away boardwalk to everyone because it's the one you always want when you're really playing monopoly, and then make park place not exist.

[errmatt]

Actually I really do have Park Place. Hmmm...

WAIT.. it's a trick. They probably change them all around every time they do their little game.

But, I'm serious about the park place thing.

[tmcdevitt]

well I just threw away boardwalk last weekend

[errmatt]

so you mean to tell me Travis... that you and me, we could've ruled the world, if you had only not thrown away boardwalk?

*sigh*