Heather's been going to the gym like everyday for the past few weeks and she's making me look even lazier than usual. So I've started running a couple miles in the mornings. My goal by the end of summer is to run all 5 miles of Olalla Valley Rd.

We're gonna be really hot and people will want to fuck us all the time!

Claymore broke up. anyone wanna rock?

*EDIT*

Jerome just gave everyone in the band Millon Dollar Blowjobs, so all is forgiven. Claydizzle fo' lyfe!

Yay for summer!!!

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Things are kinda crazy as of late.
I'm enjoying the scenery and sunshine quite a bit however.

Time to.....

Me and john wrote and recorded a posi-song about only having one chance at life so you better fucking MAKE IT COUNT!!!!!!!!!

ONE CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(MAKE IT COUNT!)

ONE CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(MAKE IT COUNT!)

If we ever played this live there would be crazy pile-ons and shit during the breakdown part. Yelling gang vocals into an 8-track is

Poison the well

+

the Fall of troy

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A fun-filled friday evening

I destroyed the entire computer system at work with one salad fork! I fucked EVERYTHING up for the whole weekend cuz everyone had to write stuff down by hand for the kitchen and the one computer that did work was all crazy slow and weird. AMazing ( Read more... )

We finished a new song last night. It's pretty killer and has a breakdown riff in it. And a dancing part too. Being in Claymore is teh shit.

I want to get drunk and sing songs with you tonight!!!!!!!

Moving in w/ Jerome, christoph, & Heather.

OLLALA

We will have a sweet pit for FIREs and a donkey who lives next door. and bears.
and cellphones - but only in the woods.

This will be a good time for me.

We will also be doing lots of this... 

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Today I ate a lot of candy. Then I had gas. This has been my routine for the last few weeks. Work lots, maybe getting a job at a bookstore as an under the table worker. Not evading taxes, just on my knees blowing the manager under the table. House has been cold, we need to have a meeting and vote on whether or not we want to use the heating. I'm ( Read more... )