Serious friendslist is serious.
Rather than, you know, help you address your problems, I'd rather you just tell me your weirdest ever crush and why you like them. This is apropos of dativesingular and me laughing online about middle aged television presenters and how they (fail to) measure up to Time Lords.
Mine would be....
Jeremy Clarkson.
OK, I've now embarrassed myself far too much for you NOT to participate. Go!
EDIT for the benefit of Lacylu: no fictional characters. This has to be someone you could conceivably go home with to the mockery of all your friends.