can't make this shit up

[ersatzheartbeat]

WHY DOES THE WEIRD SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

I was fucking around my room when I bumped into my combination mirror/hat rack and my straw cowboy hat fell and hit me in the face. Now I have a splinter IN MY LIP, I can't figure out how to remove it, and my mom is too busy laughing her ass off to help. Augh.

EDIT 1:
Mom You know, I read once that if

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[3_jane]

Okay, the Pinocchio one was kind of funny. 8D Umm ... maybe instead of glue, a small piece of Scotch tape? That should stick to the splinter but shouldn't rip your lip off.

[ersatzheartbeat]

She was on a roll. I'm sure this will be a very funny memory once I finally get the damn thing out :) I'll try that Scotch tape trick next and, if nothing else, the awesome combination of Futurama+Avatar in your icon certainly made me feel a little better!

[galbadia]

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OH GOD SHAUNA I'M SORRY BUT I LAUGHED

ESPECIALLY AT THE PINOCCHIO JOKE HAHAHA

................but really um I hope you get it out. I have no suggestions to offer for removal. D:

[ersatzheartbeat]

IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU. ... this time. dun dun duuuun. If I can't get it out myself, I'm going to get it removed by a professional tomorrow. Don't wanna pick at it too much and wind up with an infection, ya know?