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[erstwhilebloom]

Yeah, yeah, Saphir.  I know you're going to be heartbroken to see me go, but whatever.

My male-self and I have decided to move in together!  But you were such a good help, maybe you'd like to audition as a maid.  ♥  You've already got the "female" part down~

Everyone's welcome to visit!  ♥!  I'll see you guys around~

((OOC:  She and original Peony are

Comments

[saphirwyonneiss]

I'm not female, and I don't want to be your maid! Why would I choose to do your housework?!

[imperialdecree]

How could you possibly say no to someone as adorable as her?

You're heartless.

[saphirwyonneiss]

Because I know how the both of you live, and it's disgusting! And even if I was for some reason willing to put up with cleaning up after the filth both of you are sure to create, I would never willingly move into close proximity of the two of you, as I don't like either of you!

[imperialdecree]

You would have your own room to yourself where we wouldn't be able to bother you, and we would leave you alone, and...

The list goes on, Saphir. Make your choice, or be left out of the fun.