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[ert90]

Yesterday, a squirrel died right before my eyes.

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[anonymous9265]

Like, got hit by a car, or just keeled over? I need to know because this will partially determine how funny that is.

[ert90]

Well a semi truck in front of me hit it... and then it layed on the road convulsing while I steered around it. Then I looked back and it stopped twitching and just died.

You can be the judge on how funny that is, Tim.

[anonymous9265]

Well, unfortunately, not very. When I read that post, I pictured you walking on a sidewalk, and then a squirrel scampering out in front of you. Then it stops and just sort of falls over. Somehow, I think that would be hilarious.

[ert90]

Oh it would have been.