Amazing how one can avoid unpleasant work...

[erthdic]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Uri!

1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Uri.
2. It is bad luck to walk under Uri!
3. Antarctica is the only continent without Uri.
4. If you blow out all the candles on Uri with one breath, your wish will come true.
5. Uri cannot jump.

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[phillbri]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brian!

1. Brian is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Brian.
2. If Brian was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
3. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Brian.
4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Brian to reach the earth's core!
5. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Brian.

[em_elohim]

sorry I missedth birthday festivities nit being able to walk, drive , or leave thhospital sucs rocks