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Okay, folks, the HP/Computer geek association (i. e. the_reda and eruwen310780 (me)) proudly present you:
The Potterverse of Computer Doom
eruwen310780: :-)
eruwen310780: I should try avada kedavra virtually by mouse-pointing someday
eruwen310780: thanks for the notion :-)
reda aka reda: i hope tis not a cordless mouse... they become airborne and hit foreheads to easily
eruwen310780: leaving strange lightning bolt shaped scars?
reda aka reda: LOL
reda aka reda: maybe the dark mark is a bluetooth
eruwen310780: rotflmao!!!!
reda aka reda: wireless lan
eruwen310780: lan party!
eruwen310780: omg!
reda aka reda: and harry's head is a usb2
eruwen310780: weird imagery is invading my mind... i might blame you :-)
reda aka reda: feel free
reda aka reda: lanparty whahahahaha
reda aka reda: the LV-virus
reda aka reda: or more like a troyan
reda aka reda: arg weird fanfic ideas surface
eruwen310780: see
eruwen310780: exactly what i meant
eruwen310780: it would make a good badfic :-)
reda aka reda: and inst there a mail programm called phoenix out?
eruwen310780: oh, yes!!
eruwen310780: yessssss
eruwen310780: we could also use mandrake linux for restoring potions :-)
reda aka reda: worm-tail
reda aka reda: we need help
eruwen310780: serious help
eruwen310780: which reminds me: wasn't the mozilla firefox previously named firebird?
eruwen310780: and of course severus uses spyware........... god, i'm nuts
reda aka reda: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
reda aka reda: the occlumency firewall
eruwen310780: firewall, arrrrggh!!!! *lol* *LOL*
reda aka reda: the Howarts harddrive with the dumbledore OS
reda aka reda: the staff are plug&play devices
eruwen310780: yup. Quidditch pitch and Hagrids Hut are periphery :-)
reda aka reda: Lockhard is ad-ware
eruwen310780: ad-ware... goody
reda aka reda: well voldie is shareware
reda aka reda: crappy code and you still have to pay for it
eruwen310780: *lol*
reda aka reda: Hermione is the paperclip
eruwen310780: and dumbledore uses open office
reda aka reda: lol
reda aka reda: flitwick is winzip
eruwen310780: hi hi!!
eruwen310780: Snapes backstory is Gordian Knot.
eruwen310780: just because of the name
reda aka reda: LOL
reda aka reda: the weasleys are win-service packs
reda aka reda: every time you look there is a new one
eruwen310780: mmhmmm always ocurr in masses and cause terrific mayhem
reda aka reda: yep
reda aka reda: poppy is net-doc
reda aka reda: or the recovery dsk
eruwen310780: and the weasleys get their stuff on ebay
reda aka reda: nae.. freebees.cm
eruwen310780: :-)
eruwen310780: sorting hat is partition magic
reda aka reda: LOL
eruwen310780: the successor of the nimbus 2001 is called nimbus XP
reda aka reda: dudley is windows system folder.... always gettig bigger
eruwen310780: *lol* always getting bigger indeed
reda aka reda: petunia is word
eruwen310780: why's that so?
reda aka reda: freaking annoying but there is no real alternative
eruwen310780: :-)
reda aka reda: Lily is the motherboard
eruwen310780: haha!
eruwen310780: seems I'm out of analogies....
eruwen310780: damn
reda aka reda: well i think there are not a lot of canon charcters left
eruwen310780: malfoy?
eruwen310780: and harry, btw
reda aka reda: malfoy is internet explorer, never sureif evl or not and ipossible to get rid of
eruwen310780: :-)
reda aka reda: harry is a carrier
eruwen310780: pretty self explanatory :-)
reda aka reda: oh ,t he twins are solitaire
reda aka reda: freaking adictive but useless
eruwen310780: but i thought the weasleys are win service packs?
eruwen310780: -- shouldn't contradict ourselves here
reda aka reda: mmh i guess that makes neville solitaaire
eruwen310780: oh, yeah...
eruwen310780: the decree for the restriction of underage sorcery is ratinng software (since I don't use any I don't know a name to put in here)
reda aka reda: i don't use any either
eruwen310780: the dep of mysteries is microsoft headquarters: no one really knows what's going on in there, but somehow it's really important to the story :-)
reda aka reda: yep all you got is a pic of the founders, half of them are dead or lost or insane
eruwen310780: :-)
reda aka reda: as a friend one put it.. i am not sure if i should call you insane or whorship you
eruwen310780: stopping harry's "remedial potions" is the result of a denial of service attack
reda aka reda: LOL
eruwen310780: which could also make harry a sniffer software :-)
reda aka reda: whahahahha
reda aka reda: mmh does that make animagi source changing virus'
eruwen310780: rather the metamorphmagi
reda aka reda: okay, animagi are troyans
eruwen310780: and then of course there are wereworms... not exactly the same as troyans but somehow similar
reda aka reda: more hostile
reda aka reda: most of the minor charcters ae system data
reda aka reda: fanfic is open sorce software
eruwen310780: HAHA!!! bloody brill!
reda aka reda: the sad thing is... how any people will appreciate our effords ;-)
eruwen310780: maybe there are hphumour comms
eruwen310780: geek x-over :-)
reda aka reda: hp-geeks
reda aka reda: whahaha hewlet packard
eruwen310780: :-)
reda aka reda: HELP
eruwen310780: call the ambulance
eruwen310780: the wards are ZoneAlarm
reda aka reda: Pro
eruwen310780: the fidelius charm is the hidden attribute in file properties
reda aka reda: lol
reda aka reda: imperious is a hacker attack
eruwen310780: avada is format C
reda aka reda: LOL
reda aka reda: uniorn blood is ctrl alt del
eruwen310780: and the result is half-life (or what that game is called)
reda aka reda: don't know
reda aka reda: how about the result being... safe mode
eruwen310780: I'm pretty sure it's called half-life
eruwen310780: safe mode is good too
reda aka reda: i need help
eruwen310780: correction: we need help
eruwen310780: oi!
reda aka reda: what aboout skeeter?
eruwen310780: skeeter could be a LaTeX compiler: whatever the input, the output is somehow related to it but to get the results you want you have to coerce it
reda aka reda: or babblefish
eruwen310780: that's the quick quote quill
reda aka reda: lol
reda aka reda: howarts express is a bus
eruwen310780: and the floo is firewire
reda aka reda: lol
reda aka reda: the 9 3/4 is a hub
eruwen310780: lol
reda aka reda: but i guess I was wrong.. JKR is the admin
eruwen310780: why were you wrong? *can't remember*
reda aka reda: i think we made someon=e else damin
eruwen310780: don't think so
reda aka reda: but she sure is
eruwen310780: beyond doubt
reda aka reda: what does that make us?
reda aka reda: besides insane
eruwen310780: i think insane pretty much sums it up
eruwen310780: we are the META
reda aka reda: *dies*
eruwen310780: no, don't! I need someone to share the blame with :-)
try to make something of it...