The Cake is a Lie [OS]

[erwilde]

Titre: The Cake is a Lie
Auteur: Erwilde
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Genre: Total crack / Failed humour 
Group: Exo-M
Pairing: Taoris
Comment: I'm so sorry for this thing, I don't even know how I ended up writing it, it just imposed itself to me I guess O.O For the persons who know the game Portal, I've never touched this game but I heard about it a lot

Comments

[evilblea]

Lol~ at the line "This is not the reality i want" XD
Ohh~ Angry Tao isn't getting his squished cake in the end I guess?
Unlucky kris...XD
Anyway, i really liked this! ^^

[erwilde]

I don't know why but I HAD to write that line, glad you liked it xD
Well unless he decides to still get his cake and licks the floor, I guess not~~ *not even sorry*
Yeah his everyday life is a real challenge, poor guy xD We understand now the never-ending bitchface/ZBAAF/

Thanks for reading, dear \o/

[enen_chan]

THE CAKE THE CAKE!!! AH! THE CAKE!!! DON'T KILL KRIS!!! FREAKIN' LEGOS!!! Grrrr...
Heehee!! Love Chen was it supposed to be a sexual innuendo...?

[erwilde]

Don't worry, little Tao loves his Kris too much to kill him~~ Well, I think. XD And imo legos are the most dangerous weapon in the world, and I think Kris agrees with this hypothesis @_@ xD
Yep yep, Tao's Wushu stick~~ *eyebrows going up and down*

Thanks you for reading~

[yuisan]

That ending was abrupt and funny.
I found this strangely humorous. xD Nice job.

[erwilde]

To be honest it wasn't supposed to end here, but I thought it would be better to leave it like that instead of doing what I wanted xD

Thank you \o/

[aleksiina_26]

HAHAHA XD this was perfectly crackerific XD I pretty much died of laughter the entire time tbh lolol you're gonna have to write a sequel where Tao licks off the squashed cake...ahem. xD I love this pairing so much, they're totally growing on me...but seriously, who the fuck was playing with Legos -___-

[erwilde]

I'm glad you think that XD Don't worry I still have some Phoenix Down with me, you're not going to stay dead very long~~ xD
Hummm a sequel... Where Tao licks the cake off the FLOOR or off KRIS?/ZBAAAF/
Fufu that's a good thing, maybe one day I'll be able to read a Taoris that you wrote then ÔvÔ
And seriously. I thing it's Lay. The guy is weird. Or maybe Lu Han changed from his dear Rubik's Cube to Legos. XD

[aleksiina_26]

Oh would you be a final fantasy nerd too? Hohoho!

Off the floor of course...NOT! I want some licking cake off chest/neck/face porn! Sounds kinda hot actually...ahem

I may write some more kpop fic at some point whenever my fic list diminishes a little -___- I tackle way too much at once lol XD Yay legos would be a very odd, very Lay-like hobby XD

[erwilde]

Fufu yes I am ÔvÔ Well, kind of xD

Well strawberry cake + TaoRis = Yeah. Ok. Just let me drool a little. Maybe I'll write it one day XD

I'll wait... ÔvÔ *still thinking about the ToraxMinho and dying all over again*
Oh my, I'm going to call him Laygos from now on, poor guy.

[delvae]

xDDDD omg xDD poor kris xD

[erwilde]

yeah, he's not paid enough for all he has to endure, but I think he's a bit of a masochist anyway/ZBAAF/

Thanks for reading! xD