Comments | erzuli: Mine's Missing

erzuli

Mine's Missing

Apr 25, 2005 15:52

Does anyone still have their copy of that handbook they hand out, you know... the one called "How to Deal With Women"? I seemed to have been skipped over that. Perhaps because I don't look lesbian. I *did* get the "How to Deal With Men" manual, but all that consisted of the words "beer, food and sex" scrawled on a napkin from Denny's ( Read more... )

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_unsheathed April 27 2005, 06:54:08 UTC

I believe you will find that one on eBay.

stephanometra April 27 2005, 18:11:45 UTC

I have my own guide on how to deal with women.

It is entitled Good God, Leave Me The Hell Alone You Crazy Bitches.

Nothing against lesbians, mind; I just think women are insane.

Scratch that. I know women are insane. And if I think someone is insane, she must have a serious problem.

space4rnt June 4 2005, 15:00:25 UTC

I hear that. Lesbians aren't insane, women are just batshit crazy. I know this to be true; I be woman... I be crazy.

space4rnt June 4 2005, 14:59:33 UTC

Hi, I just kind of wandered here from TD, bored on a Saturday mornin', yanno? Anyway, you're quite well spoken and very funny! Just thought I'd say heddo..

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