my job is kinda hilarious.
(while watching high school musical)
eric: what's that under his arms? is that HAIR?
me: yeah, that's hair.
eric: (looks perplexed) ohhhhh! my daddy has hair on his biscuits (balls)!
ryan: (cocks his head and thinks) HEY, my daddy has hair on his biscuits too!
me: WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS, PLEASE CHANGE THS SUBJECT.
(during share time)
logan: my mom and dad had a real big fight and my mom is making my dad sleep on the couch allllll week long. and then i heard my mom on the phone with my aunt sue and my mom said that my dad is in the DOG HOUSE. miss alicia, what does it MEAN???? we don't even have a dog!
(while coloring pictures)
hailey: guess what, miss alicia?
me: what?
hailey: i know what sex means. it's when a boy and girl get into bed together and they lay next to each other naked. my cousin tyler told me.
me: (horrified into speechlessness)
(during lunch time)
sydney: (dumps her spaghettios down the front of her shirt and looks very distraught) oh no! when my mom sees this she's gonna say REAL bad words!
i'm going to miss them so much.