So if the title lj cut didn't give it away, DO NOT read this if you have not yet watched episode 4 of season 3.
I know I skipped a couple epis, but really it would have very much been full of me fangirling about Olivia Munn and Mary McCormack in a towel, I might add.
So I'm skipping straight to episode 4.
Here are my thoughts. (Pretty much as they happened.)
3.4
Contempt of the law? For other people.
Jim the judgemental prick. Yes.
Although Hallie. Also a prick. I've never really liked her. Or understood the point of her at least this season. Except to bash social media.
Pruitt is completely the antithesis of Charlie.
And he's crossed Charlie. That wasn't smart.
This show makes me miss writing the news.
HR guy. What? Instagram?
Sloans mother didn't raise no fools. Except her brothers. Love this girl.
Sloan is going to save ACN. Hero.
Al Quaeda's home office. Writing win again.
Judgey Jim. He really does live in the time of King Arthur. He also can't help himself. He could have just walked away. He loves to sit on the moral high ground. The jackass.
I don't care if we're in your fucking hot tub - Rebecca Halliday. I love you. If I ever need a lawyer I want her.
Sloan. Saviour. Geeks inherit the earth.
That speech keeps coming back to bite them. Worst. Generation. Ever.
This fight is gonna be HUGE.
See. Huge.
Bye Hallie!
Message received. Social media - citizen journalism bad. Reality tv. Also. Long live the drama and investigative journalism.
Will sleeps! Haha. She hit him to wake him up.
Of course Gary has hallelujah chorus on his phone.
Reece. No! Don't stop the story. At least he's sad about it.
I would not like to cross Mackenzie right now.
Bubba. That's a little bit cute.
Oh shit. HR guy. Well done Sloan. Eventually is a wonderful time of day. Don monologue. Awesome. For fun. Excellent.
The bloomberg terminal will tell us everything we ever need to know.
No. It's a double cross! Fibre optic yak. Yes.
We are sworn enemies now, he and I.
He was cleaning his 12 gauge with makers mark and muttering "kill the wabbit".
The writing I tell you. Kills me.
Will's general knowledge blows my mind.
Hahaha. I think you should forget about me, and move on.
It looks like Will's head is going to explode when she sends that text.
Ave Maria. Reminds me of Josh Lyman. Well played sorkin.
Are they seriously gonna bust the wedding?
Awww. For the first time I actually kind of care about their relationship status.
Noooooo. Now I have to wait an entire week!