[Bad?] Joke of the Day

[escherichia21]

Well, I was listening to NPR and they were telling some jokes. Here's one of them. Bad/Good...I'll let you decide.

"Well, my husband took Viagra yesterday night. When he took it, the pill got stuck in his throat, and now he has a stiff neck."

Cue cymbal crash.

Have a nice day.

Comments

[ayakitsune]

I have a better bad NPR joke.

So there was a cop, and he was parked on the side of the road watching for speeders, and he sees this old woman go speeding by. So he goes off after her and sees that this old lady is KNITTING while she's DRIVING.

The cop pulls up alongside her and says, "Pull over! Pull over!"

She says, "No, it's a scarf."

Cue cymbal crash.

[clari_princess]

They're both soo bad they're funny.

[escherichia21]

haha very true

[ayakitsune]

That's where I got the knitting one from, years ago. Back in Kentucky. Just about every weekend we'd go to Lexington and we always listened to Prairie Home Companion. I thought it was kinda boring, really.

And regular radio does indeed blow these days.

[kiwiesque204]

These are even worse than my jokes... and mine are pretty bad.

What's the difference between NPR jokes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug the vacuum in to make it suck.

[escherichia21]

hahaha nice