i really need a hug right now.

i work during the week. spend my weekends with ashley. i havent been to a show since i "got out". no one comes to hang out with me. i get to hang out with a select few people now. i'd hang out with more people, but i play video games with nate all day after i get off work. i need to find a second job. i sleep on the couch in my living room, ( Read more... )

1. What is your Full name: Michael John Chamberlin ( Read more... )

my favorite holiday is the week after Valentines Day. Thats when all the best chocolates go on sale for 90% off. Can life get any better than that!?!?

mike meets ashley..........
ashley molests mike.........
mike falls in love.........
things are awsome.........
the end <3

"the new best way for teenage girls to be sexy, besides smoking and having random casual sex, is lower back tattoos."

it's the best skit ever.

hahaha i love SNL 100 times more than before....if thats possible!

E Elitist
S Shiny
C Cheesy
O Odd
M Magical
I Irresistible
K Kind
E Edgy

i'm edgy mutha fuckas

ok, i know most of you guys love me. and i love you too. your AWSOME. but i want to know my faults! be BRUTALLY honest. i wanna cry from this shiet. haha. the only way i can improve myself is with criticism.! so let the ass kicking begin..................

p.s. Jew, i already know that i'm a faggot nigger!!

Jersey girl ( Read more... )