The Passion of the Adam.

[eseeex]

tonight's episode of South Park is my synopsis exactly of The Passion of the Christ
Big Whoop.
Big Yawn.
everyone knew what was going to happen at the end... but can you possibly make it more fucking colorless?
how could a movie that lacked so much story and suspense with such a dull conclusion make so much money

Comments

[vallygurl]

Ahem. He isn't homosexual for his lack of talent. Just stuuuuupid. Keep that in mind.

I never saw it either. I refuse to. I hate hearing about it, and it's just a movie. But so many people believe it's a message from God sent through everyone who made it or something. Gah. Lame. And all these kids are 'converting' now. Lame part deux. Sure, I have my whole similar beliefs and all, but I don't need to see a brutally violent anything to do, uhh, anything. This is me knowing what I'm talking about. And this last sentence = me lying. Okay then. The Passion loses. The end.

[mad_seduction]

thats pretty fuckin hilarious and agreeable

[wildpanda]

throw in angelina jolie as mary or something..

THEN you have an oscar.