LOLLLLLLLL GOD

[esionnoir]

AAhahahahah I just got macked on by a kid with purple hair and shitloads of metal in his face. He still had zits. He hung out of his second story apartment window and yelled at me until I looked up and asked if I wanted to come up and ~chill~. Listen, I know my eating choices and lazy lifestyle have never been in my favor but I definitely think

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[rjyoaslh]

Hahaha that's my girl!

[esionnoir]

Hey bebz! Whtchoo doing?

[rjyoaslh]

Oi you! I am doing all sorts of incoherent things! You?

[esionnoir]

1D youtubez :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[lelaine_barclay]

you're still a pedo! because pedos dress/behave so kids will be interested in them. you're like the pedo in mysterious skin!

[esionnoir]

I haaaaaaaaate yoooooou!!!! (I loved that film)

[lelaine_barclay]

did i tell you my dad always put your name in quotations when he e-mailed me about my trips? one was "can you give us the address of 'melanie' so we know where you are if there's an emergency". and they didn't even know you wanted to kidnap me. i bet you made me miss my train on purpose so i'd have to stay and then you were upset when i could take another one!
i don't think my bum is fit for yoga tomorrow :(

[esionnoir]

AHAHAHAHA!

Oh no, you've figured out my foiled plans! I'll have to plan better next time, mayb call in a city-wide bomb threat so everything shuts down and you have to stayyyyyyy!

Aw, is it getting better tho?

[tuut_harold]

Hahaha, congratulations, you're doing something VERY right miss! Although I am a big fan of 'pics or it didn't happen' and I've seen hardly any pictures of you, show us your young skin please? ;______;

Also, I hate getting a tan and I'm a bit pale by nature (and proud of this, which is why I'm always avoiding sunbathing and such) and I always wear black, does that mean I'll stay ~forever young~ like you? ;___;

[ziozio]

Man, I'm totally gonna bang young dudes when I'm old. I'm already half way there!
It's a bummer though bc people always used to think I was way younger than I am, but recently people aren't as ~shocked~ by my real age as much. Instead of being all "No way I thought you were (whatever)" they're more like "Oh. That's what I thought."

We're old ;__; ;__; ;__;