Comments | esizzle: request for proposals (RFP)

esizzle

request for proposals (RFP)

Oct 14, 2007 21:18

I started this thing a while ago where I'd send a friend of mine different business ideas every now and then on Facebook that we can work on when he finishes his MBA. Now that I have about 10 or so I thought I'll post them here. Ping me if you want to be my partner. Or if you want to go into business with me ( Read more... )

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sabotabby October 15 2007, 11:34:56 UTC

I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

souptin October 15 2007, 22:25:51 UTC

I don't suppose you do a pocket sized version of number 7? With some of the boardroom meetings I've sat through, I reckon I'd happily set a timer to electrocute myself at regular intervals so I can appear to be alert.

If you wanna add my idea of disposable lighters where the flame colour matches the plastic, then feel free. Wasn't entirely my idea anyway. If you get obscenely rich off it, then I swear I'll consider stalking you, but I'll not be motivated enough to actually bother.

esizzle October 19 2007, 02:58:42 UTC

perhaps you'd be more interested in new business idea #7, we create a life-sized mould that looks like you.

it comes with basic features: it nods at regular intervals, and it responds with a grunt and nod to any noise that sounds similar to your name.

It also comes with options, like for example, you can attach your cellphone or PDA to the belt of the dummy. Through some software upgrades, you can time it so that the phone will ring twice and the dummy flinches, then the ringing stops so that it seems to everyone else that your phone went off during the meeting and you turned it off. No one will suspect a thing.

esizzle October 19 2007, 02:59:30 UTC

sorry, that's "new business idea #11" not 7.

#7 remains it's own enterprise.

souptin October 19 2007, 19:16:56 UTC

Oh, fucking hell! I am seriously lolling... That's me! I have just realised that I am the basic dummy version of myself. I grunt and nod at regular intervals, and flinch at my mobile buzzing...

I don't suppose by any chance you have ever met the original version of me? I daresay, knowing me as I do, I will be lazing about on a beach trying to run the most shambolic beach cocktail bar ever. I would seriously like to be reunited with my original self, if that's at all possible.

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ridemycamel October 16 2007, 00:58:03 UTC

number 1 is number 1! love it!

esizzle October 19 2007, 03:05:52 UTC

Well, you inspired the idea. I mean, that's why i added you as my friend on facebook. But I don't want you to think i'm just using you for your body. i'm also using you for your bitchez. and your solidarity with tubgirl (PBUH)

(the p is for poop)