HAPPY NATIONAL
COMING OUT
DAY!!!!!


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NICKNAMES

If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though ( Read more... )

Paul Harvey Writes:

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.

I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.

I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by ( Read more... )

>>>Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane
>>>Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?"
>>> (regarding the attacks on Sept. 11). Anne Graham gave an
>>>extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe
>>>God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years
>>>we've been ( Read more... )

Read This Slowly

Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73
in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught
so often?

When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, Jack pulled over,
but only partially. Let the cop worry about the potential traffic hazard.
Maybe some other car will tweak his backside with a ( Read more... )

I WENT TO A PARTY, MUM

I went to a party mom,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of ( Read more... )

I went to sleep at one am yesterday morning... and woke up at 5 am ( Read more... )

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I just told my mom I'm thinking about transferring. I also told her I might change my major. She had no problem with that. Mom and Dad have always said that I could change and do whatever I wanted. I'm glad they aren't going to force to stick with it. Now, I just have to decide what I'm going  to do...

Jo

happy birthday to alex!!!!!