*coughs* There comes a time when a hobbit is pushed to make a stand. This is my time. *manacles self to the front door of the Nobottle Cellular Phone Company building*
*realizes no one is around to hear this* Um.
*is boredsits*
Hmmph. If I hadn't thrown my cell phone away, I could have called for Mordor Pizza Express. CURSE YOU, SACKVILLE-
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Is that the building yonder, mousie? Oh, that sucker is ugly! It needs to be blown up lickity split!
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Kevin, the building's supposed to be empty, but will you go in and check with me first before we . . . wait . . . there's Esmeralda . . . chained to the door? *calls* Esmeralda?!!
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*walks up to Esmeralda as she's still searching her pockets for the key, looks at the door she's chained to*
"Scuse.
*pulls the door off its hinges, scoops up Esmeralda on the door as if carrying her on a litter*
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