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[esmesquall]

about who should play me in the movie of my life. I don't even want to watch that movie, let alone cast it. But let's say there's a gun to my head: a younger Frances McDormand. Or a younger Carrie Fisher. What is wrong with you, actresses under 30?

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[glowing_fish]

Will there be chain metal bikinis in this movie, if we have Carrie Fisher?

[esmesquall]

I have never worn a chain metal bikini, but it's not incompatible with my ouevre. And Movie Xen should be a little more exciting than Real Xen. And way more strung out!

[glowing_fish]

Will the movie of your life be called "My Own Private Idaho"?

[esmesquall]

Man, nobody wants to watch a movie about my private Idaho.

[e2satori]

Thora Motherfucking Birch!

[esmesquall]

Ah yes, you've told me that one before. Actually, when Ghost World came out, like nine people told me, You have to see this, it totally reminds me of you. In fact there was a strong parallel between its storyline and my friendship/subsequent falling out with one of my best friends in college, but neither of us got to have sex with Steve Buscemi.

[esmesquall]

Fey I have heard before. Hannigan I wouldn't have thought of it, but we wouldn't have to edit the nekkid out for teevee!

[waltermonkey]

She doesn't drink or do drugs. So, she doesn't get my vote.