Guys I have an idea!

[esmesquall]

OK, I am going to start a new blog. That blog is going to be an advice column.

However, in order to have an advice column, I need to have letters to answer. Letters from people with problems. This is good, because without pointing fingers, many people I know are kind of fucked up.

Anyway, help me help you! Post your problem in the comments,

Comments

[waltermonkey]

Why does girls always want talking before and sometimes after I "get laid" them?

[akatchoom]

My cat will not eat raw meat. Is he a vegetarian? Are my vegetarian ways ruining nature?

[waltermonkey]

No, your pansexual ways are ruining nature.

Stop having sex with pans.